Thursday, May 19, 2005

**Yeah I Watch OPRAH**

Her shows are excellent. A few days ago, Oprah did a Country musical with Shania Twain, Dolly Parton, and Melissa Etheridge (who, to my surprise, was lesbian and was married to another girl).

So anyways, Oprah was talking with Parton about her success as a singer and writer, and then suddenly the topic of the conversation shifted to Parton's breasts. Parton was wearing a dress with a low neckline, with meant that a lot of cleavage was exposed. They talked about how big they were and stuff like that, which made Parton refer to her breasts as, you ready for this, "Weapons of Mass Distraction".

You gotta respect her, cuz she got the guts to joke about her breasts like it's nobody's business.

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